It's bin a long tmie. Was so bisy wiht teh boys o teh beach time flue rigth by.

Its hallowne agin. My favorit tiem of year.

I pikced out my costume ... it's the shit.
Pretty scary ... dont say I dint warn ya, k?

( veddy scary boo and all that )

Im thankin' I knead sum new uzrpcis.

i wantde to show youze mai home.
If teh site is ludding to slow, go behidn teh cut

( Pixey dusten' )

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

Waht do you call a budgie wahts' bene rune oevr by a lawnemower?


( hehehehe )

It's gettgn closer. he he he


Look out ladeis. I'm heading yur way wiht pressies.

Go beeehind the cut for my perties!

( don't worry be blinkei! )

Three nunds die and end up at teh gatse of Heavene.
St. peter says taht before they can enter, they must fisrt each answer a question.
To the first he asks" who were thef isrst humans?" she says "adam and eev" and he lest her in.
To the secndo he assks " where did they live?" hse says " in the gardne of Eden" and she too is admtitted. Then he asksse the thrd, "wht was the first thing eve sadit to Adam?" She replies "my goodness that's a hard oen" and he opnse the gate once again.

mY Treee